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My name is Lindsey and I like many things, including, but not limited to, lazer tag, cowboy boots, passports, and television. I might even like you (whatever, it happens). Sometimes I'll write haikus or rediscover blingee. Also, please note that I am a terrible tagger. Aint nobody got time for that.




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i didn’t realize how badly i needed an infinite loop of nicki minaj and ellen degeneres saying different words for booty until suddenly i had it.

Nicki Minaj
Super Bass
Pink Friday
fiona goode + tumblr text posts

"Imagine; I used to have really long blonde hair, always wearing heels, lots of make-up. I had been someone who was highly feminised and had chosen to look that way, partly because I was 6ft 3in but also I was into that aesthetic. I knew it had to be stripped away. I knew this would be an important part, not just for my work but in terms of my own development, because I would be confronting elements of myself that I didn’t want to confront (…) To see yourself displayed as unattractive, large, masculine, it’s quite tough… But I know it’s just perspective. A social conditioning that causes us to view these traits in a woman in a negative way." — Gwendoline Christie

Who wants mimosas?


"Oh everyone loves a villain. An excellent man, like precious metal, is in every way invariable; A villain, like the beams of a balance, is always varying, upwards and downwards."

Me and the Devil


Early this morning
When you knocked on my door
And I said hello Satan
I believe it’s time to go


Retail jobs summed up


Retail jobs summed up

Jessie J
Bang Bang (feat. Ariana Grande & Nicki Minaj)
Bang Bang (feat. Ariana Grande & Nicki Minaj) - Single


I kinda like this song.


This. Literally the first thing you learn when you begin to handle a gun is to only point the gun at something you are willing to shoot.


Jumping on a bandwagon, Part II (Because I’m determined to make you hate me)